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Pet Review #4: Koi Garfield, Cat of Judgement

Koi’s Garfielld, a judgmental cat, is now the 4th pet review in action! Please comment in the comments about your pet so we can review yours as well!
Roselyn Martinez
Koi Garfield, Savoir of Judgement, MAster of Side-eyes

Amaurie Poventud: Explain how you feel about your pet. What is their name? Explain how good are they on a scale of 1 to 10??

Roselyn Martinez: I feel that my pet is their own person. They’re always judging anyone. Judging people. He would give you that look, and why does he look at me like I’m the most disgusting person he’s seen.

AP: Wait, what’s his name???

RM: Koi. Koi Garfield.

AP: What? That’s a weird name.

RM: He looks exactly like Garfield, but my sister wanted to make him Koi, so we came up with Koi Garfield. He always sits like a normal person. Like, you would see him sitting on the kitchen table with good posture, and he just judges me. like one day I walked into the kitchen and I was like, “What the heck?” and I saw him sitting up straight, and he turned his head slowly. 

Irvin De Jesus: I have a soft spot for cats so that’s adorable, oh and Garfield cats, those cats are absolutely adorable I tell ya.

AP: That’s a Skinwalker. How good are they on a scale of 1 to 10?

RM: An 8/10. He’s like a few months old but he’s taken dumps when he uses the restroom and it’s so stinky.

AP: Ewww.

ID: Well that’s common for cats but meh. I’d say they’re an amazing animal like almost every other pet. That’s a immediate win!


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