My cat Cookie is an adorable cat who loves to sleep and eat. She eats better food than me like yogurt, pineapple, and whatever else my dad gives her from his plate. When she isn’t sleeping for basically the whole day she is very playful. Because she is such an amazing cat I decided to interview her.
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Jade Cano: So, what is your name, little beautiful cat?
Alright, it is Cookie. All right, Cookie.
JC: What do you do in your free time? Eat? Alright.
Well, she just left.
JC: All right, Miss Cookie. Be honest with me. What do you do for a living?
[Cookie starts eating]
JC: Eat? All right, very important question. All right.
JC: How is it like being a cat?
C: [Meow]
JC: A lot of eating? All right.
JC: All right, why don’t you like it when we give you a bath?
C: [Meow]
JC: What was that? She said she doesn’t like it because of the water.
JC: All right, Cookie. It’s a very important question I have to ask you. When I call you, do you know your name or do you just ignore me?
JC: She’s ignoring me. All right. All right. This is a very serious question I have to ask you.
JC: Why do you like boxes?
JC: Okay. All right, the last question for you, Cookie. Do you like being a cat?
C: [Meow]
JC: I heard a yes. All right, there is my beautiful cat named Cookie.
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(The mic didn’t pick the meows up so that’s why I didn’t include the audio but she did meow for some of the questions)